I’m to lazy to look and see what percentage of posts Harvey is included in in my new little blog venture, but I know its way to fucking many.

I came back from lunch today, I’d left my checkbook sitting on my desk, and whadayah know… Harvey decided to write himself a check out of my checkbook as my going away present to himself.

I dunno why he made it out for 5,000 dollars. I would have made it out for way more. Maybe he’s trying to tell me he thinks I’m to poor or something, like my check would bounce, cause I haven’t sold any stupid skiing websites recently, or not so recently. Whatever, eat me. Your Ferrari is gay. At least now all five people that read this blog will finally see what a hoser you really are!

So last night after The Sounds concert in Denver, which Intern Becca bailed on, we made our way back to Boulder and ended up at The Downer for a few more drinks. While we were sitting there a group of guys walked in and sat down. Matt, in a state of near belligerence yelled at them “Crispen Porter!”
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Welp, its been a year to the date since Matt Harvey shot this photo of me at Wolf Creek Ski Resort in southern Colorado… I’m pretty sure it’s the only picture of me actually skiing that’s been taken in the last ten years. (Pats self on back again) I’m celebrating the anniversary by sitting in an office with no windows. Good times.

I think Joystick should probably sign me for six figures. Look at that exposure. Say something.

Dear Freeskier Magazine, It’s been fun. Real Fun. Volume 11 is almost done. Granted now that I’m claiming this the server will inevitably catch on fire and we’ll loose the last issue before it goes out the door this afternoon.

Despite the fact that I shared an office with a flaming Canadian who’s more interested in 1337 translators and vintage synthesizers than providing me pages to design (jay kaaay!), and the reality that I’ve had to work ungodly hours, often times sleeping on a hard couch from target in a fridged confrence room (ehrm.. “The Target Lounge”), I’ve enjoyed my time here and I’d go so far as to say I’m looking forward to doing it again next season.