Platypus: the ultimate buzz-kill

“What. The. Fuck. I don’t even know what to say, Platypus. YOU MAKE NO SENSE. You’re like some kind of anti-drug message, designed to make high people totally freak the fuck out. You are so weird, Platypus, that they don’t even have a universally agreed-upon word for the plural form of you. That’s because if you see two of these animals(?) together, the fabric of space and time will literally tear apart. Remind me to never close my eyes again, Platypus, you duck-billed asshole.”

To read more from a guy named Rob “telling cute animals what’s what” visit his site: Fuck you, Penguin.

I’m always one to give credit where credit is due; My friend Sarah sent me the link to that blog. and I’d also like to take a moment to apologize to her, personally, again… for thinking that she might like a point and shoot digital camera without all the adjustable bells and whistles. (that’s four out of 1000 apologies, or is that five now?)

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